![]() ![]() Do you reckon that exorcist guy just pretends to be an exorcist so he can touch ladies’ boobs?ġ1. …then return to their drawing room, discuss and conclude ‘we will send another crap assassin’?ġ0. Do the East India Company get their assassins from a specialised Crap Assassin Convention? Does Zilpha’s husband ever wash that white shirt?Įvery time he stacks it into her bedroom (does he keep a baby monitor in there? Or possess a sixth sense for when she is all hot under the collar?) all I can look at are those tea-stained sleeves…ĩ. Yep – clearly very few Tinder options in early 19 th century London.Ĩ. Is there sexual tension with the step-mum now? Seriously Zilpha, no wonder your husband’s a tad pissed off.ħ. Does Zilpha ever get out of her ‘me-time’ bed or does she just writhe around in there like every day is a sick day? Are they seriously saying Tom Hardy can arouse ladies through mental brainwaves?Īnd could this be, like, a real thing in real life?Ħ. If I had a pound for every time Tom Hardy said ‘Nootka Sound is not for sale’ – could I have bought Nootka Sound by now?Ĭonsidering the value of the pound in those days probably.ĥ. ![]() Does someone want to remind him he only has 3 episodes left?Ĥ. No hate – but Delaney has been talking about tea, killing assassins and eye-screwing his half-sister every episode now and he is still no nearer to building the ‘shipping empire’ promised in the log lines. Okay the reviews did say this was a slow burner but is the main plot going to move forward now? Granted, she is a very pretty half-sister.ģ. How slim are the pickings in this land if Tom Hardy only wants to hop-on his half-sister? Should we all pretend we would have started watching this if Tom Hardy hadn’t been in it?Ĭome on, film stars in TV is a dead cert – I’d watch Tom Hardy read bedtime stories on CBeebies. ![]() But it has forced us to ask some probing questions – particularly if you have a thing for Tom Hardy.ġ. Taboo has been dark, atmospheric, sultry and is advancing….at a slightly glacial pace. ![]()
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